y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:
well playtime is over you’re all grounded
Ianto butt is the best butt.
captain america: the winter soldier aka steve makes some new best friends and his old best friend is so pissed off he comes back from the dead and tries to kill them all
Harry Potter AU where someone sees Harry in his cousin’s over-sized clothing with his underfed body and hears him casually mention the cupboard in which he sleeps and calls the fucking police
please dont make disney characters have tattoos and piercings and blackhair and stretchers
Germans: Oh you’re learning German? Hey, you’re not so bad at it. Don’t fuck it up though.
French: About time you learned French.
Russians, Koreans, Spanish-speakers: WOW YOU’RE LEARNING MY LANGUAGE? LET ME HELP YOU I CAN GET SOME MATERIALS FOR YOU AND RECOMMEND SOME SITES AND VIDEOS, DID YOU JUST SAY “HELLO” IN MY LANGUAGE? YOU ARE SO GREAT WOW I AM SO IMPRESSED
Dutch: but why would you do this
why would you do this
i hate songs that are like 75% bad but the chorus is so good that you suffer through the whole song just to hear one part like three times
homework to do: hella
homework i’ve done: negative hella